A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and slugged him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. Then I yelled, Back off!! Or I'll kick the crap out of all of you all!
St. Peter was impressed; "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago!"
