-no own Hair in a Soup
-no bathing cap needed
-no money wasted on haircuts for what little hair is there!
-no money spent on haircare products (shampoo, gel, etc.)
-no bad hair days!
-no bald spot showing
-no looking like everyone else
-ability to wear dark clothing with no stray hairs or dandruff on it
-no sweaty/oily hair.
-the appreciation of facial features
-harder for an opponent to gain control of your head in a knife fight
-reach terminal velocity much quicker in a free fall
-look sleek and smooth while doing anything
-perhaps for no good reason, but less likely to get mugged.
-Ready for try-outs for Blue Man Group