I said this to my wife when I first met her, way back in the late 60's. You might remember the Old Rowen and Martin's Laugh In that was on Tv back in the 60's?
The pervert is setting on the park bench and Lily Tomlin sets down by him, she was alaways hitting him with her purse?
He looks over to her and says!
Do you believe in the here after? Lily Tomlin looks at him and says Yes I do, The pervert says to her:
Well then you know what Im here After!!!
I picked my wife up with this line!