For all you single guys....

[Tom McGarry.]

if that is the best that single guys can doo these days, then i need to be single. i would be a god.

I thought you were god!

[PBurke]

if that is the best that single guys can doo these days, then i need to be single. i would be a god.

I thought you were god!

 i am.   


is this a joke topic or a contest to see how many ways we can flirt with MB?

[PigPen]

if that is the best that single guys can doo these days, then i need to be single. i would be a god.

I thought you were god!

 i am.   


is this a joke topic or a contest to see how many ways we can flirt with MB?

Yes

[MagmaBabe]

if that is the best that single guys can doo these days, then i need to be single. i would be a god.

I thought you were god!

 i am.   


is this a joke topic or a contest to see how many ways we can flirt with MB?

Yes

PMSL, you tell 'im Pigpen!   

[PigPen]

if that is the best that single guys can doo these days, then i need to be single. i would be a god.

I thought you were god!

 i am.   


is this a joke topic or a contest to see how many ways we can flirt with MB?

Yes

PMSL, you tell 'im Pigpen!   

OK....I thought I just did......I'm lost 

[Ian]

Heres one for you

1:Do you have spanners in yours eyes?

2:Why?

1:Cause every time i look at you my nuts tighten......

 

[flattop peterbilt]

ok two i had never heard but most i have and some were very corny....
I used the straight forward aproach..
I could buy you drinks all night try and make you think i am a nice guy and all but we could get a twellve pack go back to my place save me 40 too 60 bucks and just have sex ..what do you say....lol   It really does work.....If that is what the female is out for....if not they get pissed and walk away....but hey what are most guys out for ...surely not a wife...lol

[Tyler]

ok two i had never heard but most i have and some were very corny....
I used the straight forward aproach..
I could buy you drinks all night try and make you think i am a nice guy and all but we could get a twellve pack go back to my place save me 40 too 60 bucks and just have sex ..what do you say....lol   It really does work.....If that is what the female is out for....if not they get pissed and walk away....but hey what are most guys out for ...surely not a wife...lol

One of my fraternity bros used to use the direct approach everytime we went out.  He took a chick home with him at least 50% of the time and they were always hot.

[PigPen]

That's funny right thar, I don't care who ya are

[Vash]

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Are those space pants? 'Cause your ass is out of this world!

Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.

Come around here often? Would you like to?

Do you want to see something swell?

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.

No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Pardon me, are you in heat?!

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

So, you're a girl huh?

Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

You make my software turn to hardware!

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

and my all time favorite bad pick up line....

  “I think I could fall madly in bed with you.” 

[PigPen]

Those are hilarious Vash.......I almost spit coffee on the monitor.

[iBald]

Line I used with my ex.

First time she saw me sly may I add.


Me: "So you like it"?

Her: "yeah"

Me: "How about the top of it"? (Me tilting my head down)

Her: "Yeah" (while rubbing it)

Me: "Cool, your about to see it between your legs for awhile"

[RuddyR]

i like this one;

• My name is (name)... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

[Robmeister]

How'bout:

"Man, is it hot in here, or is it you?"

[HotCajun]

Had a good one till I read ibald's   


(Imagination can be such a b!t#h)