Confidence and Success > Relationships/Dating
For all you single guys....
MagmaBabe:
some awesome chat up lines, give these a try.... ;)
(money back guarantee if they don't work!)
• I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
• (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
• Nice legs...what time do they open?
• Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
• You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
• Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
• I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
• I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
• I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
• Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
• I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
• I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
• Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?
• You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
• Are those real?
• I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
• If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
• I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
• You know if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
• You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
• Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
• My name is (name)... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
• Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
• My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. "
• Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
• My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
• I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
• I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
• If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
• Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
• Baby, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.
• Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
• Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
Tyler:
:o
MagmaBabe:
??? What?!!! :P
Tom McGarry.:
:*)) :*)) :*)) O0 ;D ;D :*))
schro:
Oh, you have to be SINGLE to use those! That makes sense. :o
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