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Letter to Dad

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Kajun:
 A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see  that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed  to "Dad." With the Worst premonition he opened the envelope with  trembling hands and read the letter.
 
Dear Dad:
   
It is with  great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new  girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have  been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would  not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle  clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the  passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very  happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the  whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has  opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt  anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the  other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the  meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can  get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how  to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so  that you can get to know your grandchildren.
 
Love, Your Son  John
 
 
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.  I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a Report card That's in my center desk drawer.
 
I love  you.
 
Call me when it's safe to come  home.

PBurke:
don't give my kids any ideas. that was good

Tom McGarry.:
 :*)) :*)) ;D

Tyler:
Toooo funny!!   :*))

PigPen:
That very funny

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