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Offline Timmay

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assorectomy....
« on: June 21, 2009, 05:16:40 PM »
I know this is listed in the Joke section but this was too funny. 

I was in the grocery store today and the lady that was the cashier is a friend of the family.  I was giving her a hard time saying she has a very poor attitude.  LOL  She was just feeding it right back to me.  Told her if she didnt straighten up I wanted to speak to her manager on duty right now.  Again, she just kept giving it back to me.

A man that I have never seen before was standing right behind me.  He spoke up and told "Vicki" Ma'am I know what you need.  She said what?  He said you need a assorectomy.  We both looked at him and said what is that.  He said it was where they remove the cord that is connected to your ass from your eyes.  It keeps you from having a shitty out look on life!

We all started laughing  LOL
 

Happy Fathers Day !
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Re: assorectomy....
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2009, 05:34:05 PM »
...and do you know what the "shitty outlook on life" is called in medical terms??


optic-rectitis



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Re: assorectomy....
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2009, 04:14:16 PM »
I don`t get it. ..
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Re: assorectomy....
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2009, 04:30:33 PM »
What? You've never seen someone walking around with a cord connected from the butt to their eyes? O:O
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Re: assorectomy....
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2009, 08:44:58 PM »
LOL
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Re: assorectomy....
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2009, 10:11:51 PM »
optic = outlook
rectitus = sh*tty

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Re: assorectomy....
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2009, 10:27:28 PM »
oakey dokey
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