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That Awkward Moment...
« on: July 29, 2016, 11:26:46 AM »
That awkward moment when you are standing in line at Starbucks contemplating the ridiculous toupee on the guy in front of you (stereotypical pomadore, unnaturally shiny acrylic and not even the same shade as the rest of his horseshoe) and you realize the woman with him has been watching you do it. Then you compound the situation and confirm what you were doing by reaching up and rubbing the back of your own smooth scalp without thinking.

Trying to act nonchalant while she glared at me after that was difficult.

At least the Berry Sangria Tea was good.

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Re: That Awkward Moment...
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2016, 12:07:02 PM »
hahahaha!!! ;D ;D ;D

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Re: That Awkward Moment...
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2016, 12:49:18 PM »
Haha.  You should have winked at her while you were rubbing your head.   >:D

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Re: That Awkward Moment...
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Re: That Awkward Moment...
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2016, 07:08:00 PM »
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Re: That Awkward Moment...
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2016, 05:59:07 AM »
That is so funny, a middle age couple frequents the store I work at. The man has the worst toupee I have ever seen, clumps have fallen out to the point you can actually see the mesh or webbing or whatever it's called. I always end up assisting them and the woman always glares at my head with the look of pure disgust. I say at least by a better wig. I don't believe money is an issue as he drives a 100k car. Oh well you can't win em all!


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