Shave Your Head With Your Girl's Coochy

[Tyler]

That's right guys (and ladies), you read the title correctly!  But before you get too excited, I'm talking about Coochy Shave Cream - designed to provide a rash free shave in the bikini zone and other areas of the body.




How and why did I come to shave my head with Coochy? 

How:

Well,  I was in a store with my wife when I struck up a conversation with the clerk (Stacey) and her bald guy friend.  I happened to be wearing a Sly Bald Guys t-shirt (like I normally do when I go out) and she asked what the shirt was about.  I told her about Sly Bald Guys and that I reviewed head shaving products.  She indicated that she sold a shaving cream on her website and asked if I'd be interested in doing a review on it if she gave me a sample.  I said "sure" and the next thing I know she's pulling her Coochy out of her purse to show me.  Upon seeing it, I couldn't resist the possibilities of writing this review. 

Why:

The mere fact of being able to write Coochy several times in a post and actually have it pertain to the act of head shaving.  Plus, I was interested in how it would work.  I mean if it's made for our ladies sensitive spots, it's gotta be designed to give a good shave.

The review:

As part of my usual shave routine, I exfoliated my dome and went for my shave cream.  Though, today I decided to grab the Coochy.

I squeezed about a nickle size bit of Coochy cream into my palm and lathered my head with it.  I then proceeded to shave in my usual pattern.  The first thing I noticed is that the Coochy cream smells a bit floral - I guess to be expected.  It also has a consistency similar to HeadLube and is non foaming. 

In my first pass, the razor glided along very nicely and continued to do so throughout my shave.  I reapplied some Coochy cream to go back against the grain and found it to be just as lubricated and burn free as the previous pass.  The Coochy cream did a great job or lubricating my head and provided me with a very close shave!


Pros:

Very lubricating
Razor bump and rash free
Doubles as a conditioner - ok, I guess we really don't need that one, but that's good for your lady.

Cons:

The floral smell
I'm not sure single guys would want their buddies or ladies to come over and find that they have Coochy cream in their bathroom.


For all of you guys with a special lady, get her a bottle of Coochy so the next time you unexpectedly run out of shaving cream, you can just grab her Coochy to get you by.

You can find Coochy by going to the clerks website: http://www.essenceofromance.com/index.html?repId=staceyhomem

[Noner]

Man I drop out for a few months and I come back to Tyler shaving his head with a coochy!

Could they have picked a worse name? Choochy? That's just as bad as cha cha (what the girls called it across the dorm hall in college). 

Why not think of some other names for this stuff. If they want something cute like coochy, why not call it Harry Beaver's shaving crean. We can put a picture of a beaver fixing his dam on the front of the bottle. 

[JDog]

Hey Tyler, Is that your wife with you in your avatar?


That was a wonderful review of an interestingly named product

Sounds like it be a great product to try out, will keep an eye out for it. With a name like Coochy, it is bound to end up on the shelves here.


The floral smell is a bonus!!

[Tyler]

Man I drop out for a few months and I come back to Tyler shaving his head with a coochy!

Could they have picked a worse name? Choochy? That's just as bad as cha cha (what the girls called it across the dorm hall in college). 

Why not think of some other names for this stuff. If they want something cute like coochy, why not call it Harry Beaver's shaving crean. We can put a picture of a beaver fixing his dam on the front of the bottle. 

LOL!  Noner, welcome back buddy!

[Tyler]

Hey Tyler, Is that your wife with you in your avatar?


That was a wonderful review of an interestingly named product

Sounds like it be a great product to try out, will keep an eye out for it. With a name like Coochy, it is bound to end up on the shelves here.


The floral smell is a bonus!!

Yep, that's the wife!

[frostillicus123]

Welcome back nooner, i tried to be the forum commedian however i stink at it please resume your status.

once again tyler she's pretty have and sisters???/ or maybe share your secerts fo i can get a date with Hot Cajun..... yeah let's get me a date with HC. Paulie you need to help me on that one too.

[JDog]

Welcome back nooner, i tried to be the forum commedian however i stink at it please resume your status.

once again tyler she's pretty have and sisters???/ or maybe share your secerts fo i can get a date with Hot Cajun..... yeah let's get me a date with HC. Paulie you need to help me on that one too.

Frosty dont you have a g/f?

Paulie has all the pull with the SBG girls, he is the go to man for that.

[Tyler]

Welcome back nooner, i tried to be the forum commedian however i stink at it please resume your status.

once again tyler she's pretty have and sisters???/ or maybe share your secerts fo i can get a date with Hot Cajun..... yeah let's get me a date with HC. Paulie you need to help me on that one too.

She has one sister, but, unfortunately for you she has a husband that she loves, and who also happens to be trained to kill.

As for getting a data, the only advice I can offer is be confident in yourself and true to who you are.  If the chick doesn't like you, it's her loss and move on.  Though, it doesn't hurt to learn how to put yourself in a situation to meet women, but it sounds like you can do that through your work as a bouncer.  Don't be afraid to smile and say hello to get the conversation started.

But, don't you have a girlfriend?

[Paul]

Add one more welcome back to the Noner list.
As for your review Ty, sounds like a great way to meet the ladies while wandering their section of the store in search of the product. 

[herronm]

Add one more welcome back to the Noner list.
As for your review Ty, sounds like a great way to meet the ladies while wandering their section of the store in search of the product. 

Or slapped.  "Can you help me find the Coochy"?

Noner, welcome back.  I missed you.

[frostillicus123]

Welcome back nooner, i tried to be the forum commedian however i stink at it please resume your status.

once again tyler she's pretty have and sisters???/ or maybe share your secerts fo i can get a date with Hot Cajun..... yeah let's get me a date with HC. Paulie you need to help me on that one too.

She has one sister, but, unfortunately for you she has a husband that she loves, and who also happens to be trained to kill.

As for getting a data, the only advice I can offer is be confident in yourself and true to who you are.  If the chick doesn't like you, it's her loss and move on.  Though, it doesn't hurt to learn how to put yourself in a situation to meet women, but it sounds like you can do that through your work as a bouncer.  Don't be afraid to smile and say hello to get the conversation started.

But, don't you have a girlfriend?

Yeah but that's just a minor detail when it comes to a date with HC.

[PigPen]

Great review T, and welcome back Noner.

[warhawk]

tyler.... nice review on the coochy!   and welcome back noner.

WARHAWK

[Cy]

You're a sly and brave, brave man Tyler with a beautiful wife. Emphasize "brave". Emphasize "Sly".

[PBurke]

very good reveiw tyler. frosty, i will see what i can do. ha ha