Author Topic: I'm not sure if this belongs in Jokes or in Bald Stories  (Read 1656 times)

Offline D.A.L.U.I.

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I'm not sure if this belongs in Jokes or in Bald Stories
« on: April 20, 2010, 09:15:25 AM »
Throughout the ages, men have been trying to unlock the mystery
as to why their wives who accepted them as they were before they
got married, subtly and with determination began the quest to change
their behavior and life-style once their vows were exchanged.

Finally, the riddle was solved. A social-scientist arrived at a simple
and logical conclusion.

When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly
down the long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir
singing a hymn. Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process
where the brain absorbs these three stimuli: aisle, altar, hymn, begins.

She becomes mesmerized as she continually reinforces these perceptions:

aisle, altar, hymn. . .

aisle, altar, hymn. . .

aisle, altar, hymn.

And finally, as she stops beside the groom, the conditioning process
is completed. She looks up at him lovingly, smiling sweetly and
thinks

 ‘I’ll alter him’.



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Re: I'm not sure if this belongs in Jokes or in Bald Stories
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2010, 10:50:52 AM »
HA!  It explains much! :*))
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Re: I'm not sure if this belongs in Jokes or in Bald Stories
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2010, 12:11:10 PM »
LOL!!!

This, my Friends, is the truth (well, except for the Lovely Mrs. Koz!).
"What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?" W.C. Fields

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Re: I'm not sure if this belongs in Jokes or in Bald Stories
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2010, 02:57:03 PM »
I read, somewhere, that the greatest humor is reality based.
"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it never really care for anything else thereafter."
Ernest Hemingway, On The Blue Water.

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Re: I'm not sure if this belongs in Jokes or in Bald Stories
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2010, 12:24:58 PM »
 :*))
If you always do what you've always done, then you'll always get what you've always got!

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Re: I'm not sure if this belongs in Jokes or in Bald Stories
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2010, 01:29:44 PM »
That explains everything!