Author Topic: The Sly-Bald Guy Tax Class  (Read 3813 times)

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The Sly-Bald Guy Tax Class
« on: December 27, 2006, 05:33:29 PM »
OK fellow Sly-Bald guys - It's time to learn taxes......


Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
to my doom..."

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class
in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened?
And I still have to "press 1" for English.



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Re: The Sly-Bald Guy Tax Class
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2006, 08:57:39 PM »
I like that very much yes
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Re: The Sly-Bald Guy Tax Class
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2007, 11:40:01 AM »
It would be funnier if it wasn't true.

Oh well, at least they don't have a urine tax.

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Re: The Sly-Bald Guy Tax Class
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2007, 11:42:40 AM »
Oh well, at least they don't have a urine tax.

Noner, have you seen the Off-Broadway play, Urinetown?  Too funny!
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Re: The Sly-Bald Guy Tax Class
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2007, 07:26:53 PM »
It would be funnier if it wasn't true.

Oh well, at least they don't have a urine tax.

SHHHHHHHHHHH  - Noner, Don't give anyone ideas or we'll find the Tax Man lurking in the bathroom
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