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Just What Every Head Shaver Needs
« on: March 20, 2016, 05:31:25 PM »
My local grocery store will print coupons at the check out register to give to the customer with the receipt. These usually have something to do with whatever the customer just purchased or the customer's purchase history.

The checker just handed me this one. I'm not sure what to think.




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Re: Just What Every Head Shaver Needs
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2016, 08:34:27 PM »
Well you need to decide what to do with it before June 12, when it expires.  Don't want to loose out on $5.
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Re: Just What Every Head Shaver Needs
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2016, 04:13:00 AM »
Not going to tell us what you bought?   :D

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Re: Just What Every Head Shaver Needs
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2016, 11:55:15 AM »
That's what had me puzzled, Razor.

The only grooming products I purchased were an Old Spice deodorant stick, a package of Dial soap bars,  and a box of maxi pads (father of two daughters here). The cashier would not even look me in the face when he saw what the coupon printer intended for me.

My wife cracked up on the way to the car. Yeah, I did too.
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Re: Just What Every Head Shaver Needs
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2016, 08:12:56 PM »
That is too funny!

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Re: Just What Every Head Shaver Needs
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2016, 04:50:34 PM »
Coincidence ... or are there cameras at the check-out?
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Re: Just What Every Head Shaver Needs
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2016, 07:47:43 AM »
Coincidence ... or are there cameras at the check-out?

Man, companies are pulling Metadata from everywhere now!