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I miss the hair wash girl
« on: December 21, 2006, 03:02:16 PM »
Yes a disadvantege to being bald is that you no longer go to the stylist or hair salon to get a haircut. There was always a cute young girl that washes your hair and if you had a good day she was wearing a low cut shirt!

When I was a young lad, I made sure to get a lot of cuts in the summer!

She always smelled so nice.



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Re: I miss the hair wash girl
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2006, 03:04:00 PM »
Too bad there wasn't a place where I can sit in a chair and get a head rub.

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Re: I miss the hair wash girl
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2006, 03:05:09 PM »
Set up an appointment for a massage!!!
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Re: I miss the hair wash girl
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2006, 03:06:03 PM »
Too bad there wasn't a place where I can sit in a chair and get a head rub.

Um...I'm sure you could find a place in NY that would let you pay for that...I think it's owned by a guy named Rick.
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Re: I miss the hair wash girl
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2006, 07:50:26 PM »
rick wears a purple velvet suit.


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Re: I miss the hair wash girl
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2007, 03:32:16 PM »
As long as he smells like peaches, I'm in!

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Re: I miss the hair wash girl
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2007, 08:36:06 PM »
There's a place near here (actually next town west), that gives massages, sports therapy, etc.  Their brochure listed scalp massages.  I think it was like $7-$10.

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Re: I miss the hair wash girl
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2007, 08:41:05 PM »
As long as he smells like peaches, I'm in!


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Re: I miss the hair wash girl
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2007, 08:28:46 AM »
There's a place near here (actually next town west), that gives massages, sports therapy, etc.  Their brochure listed scalp massages.  I think it was like $7-$10.


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Re: I miss the hair wash girl
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2007, 09:11:03 AM »
I know who the owner is, she's not hot.  Now I don't know who else works there, though.

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Re: I miss the hair wash girl
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2007, 09:15:55 AM »
Is it a hot lay-day whom is well endowed?
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It doesn't seem right to call a lay-day "well endowed".  It these times of political correctness, I would suggest referring to her as an attractive "Breasted American".



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Re: I miss the hair wash girl
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2007, 09:18:00 AM »
or you could say she has  "  TIG OLD BITTES "


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Re: I miss the hair wash girl
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2007, 09:19:04 AM »
And if she is really "endowed", it is more politically correct to refer to her as "Pectorally Superior". I'm just trying to keep all you SBG's out of trouble with the PC police.


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Re: I miss the hair wash girl
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2007, 09:22:25 AM »



I like tig bits !

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Re: I miss the hair wash girl
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2007, 09:25:32 AM »



I like tig bits !

Rob, you're on your own with the PC Police on that one !!


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