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Advantage - Easier to wipe off
« on: February 16, 2009, 01:16:40 AM »
Today we took my daughter to the zoo.  While I was there I had the unfortunate experience of having a bird drop a load on my head.  While I don't want to re-live this experience, I have to say that I'm glad it happened while I had a shaved head.  I can't imagine what it would be like to clean that out of your hair.  Instead, I just took a baby wipe and cleaned it off in seconds.


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Re: Advantage - Easier to wipe off
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2009, 06:03:41 AM »
It's supposed to be good luck when a bird drops one on you..........
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Re: Advantage - Easier to wipe off
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2009, 06:07:25 AM »
It's supposed to be good luck when a bird drops one on you..........

Kinda depends on the SIZE of the bird, doesn't it Mike? ;D
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Re: Advantage - Easier to wipe off
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2009, 07:39:14 AM »
It's supposed to be good luck when a bird drops one on you..........

Kinda depends on the SIZE of the bird, doesn't it Mike? ;D

No, any bird sh*t is lucky. I would suggest the purchase of a lottery ticket
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Re: Advantage - Easier to wipe off
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2009, 09:09:06 AM »
It's supposed to be good luck when a bird drops one on you..........

Kinda depends on the SIZE of the bird, doesn't it Mike? ;D

No, any bird sh*t is lucky. I would suggest the purchase of a lottery ticket

You guys seem to have a skewed perception of luck  ;D

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Re: Advantage - Easier to wipe off
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2009, 09:17:24 AM »
It's supposed to be good luck when a bird drops one on you..........

Kinda depends on the SIZE of the bird, doesn't it Mike? ;D

No, any bird sh*t is lucky. I would suggest the purchase of a lottery ticket

You guys seem to have a skewed perception of luck  ;D
Then why do I take cover when I see a flock of seagulls? :px
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Re: Advantage - Easier to wipe off
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2009, 09:36:37 AM »
A fews years ago I was living in Austin, TX which is a great town, but unfortunately home to thousands of loud, obnoxious black birds which they call "grackles" or something like that.  So one late afternoon I'm leaving a movie with a friend and we are headed to a pizza joint.  This was the time of day when these birds gathered in trees, telephone lines, etc.  Well, one of them drops a load of sh*t, not on top of my head (I had hair in those days), but right on top of my nose with some splashing on my glasses.

I didn't consider myself lucky.

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Re: Advantage - Easier to wipe off
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2009, 11:18:47 AM »
Its definitely lucky, bro!! O0

The only drawback when that happens on a SLY head is that it slides quicker down your neck if you don't wipe it off quick!! ;D

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Re: Advantage - Easier to wipe off
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2009, 10:02:09 AM »
I had it happen to me when I was a teen and I had a full head of hair. LOL,I didn`t find it lucky when it happen.
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Re: Advantage - Easier to wipe off
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2009, 10:12:11 AM »
As an owner of two parrots, I get "lucked" on pretty much every day!  It is amazing how much luck my African Grey can squeeze out!
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Re: Advantage - Easier to wipe off
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2009, 09:50:34 PM »
Good point. When I was younger (maybe 8 or so) I was trying to throw a rock at a crow and dont ask me why. I got right below it and went to throw the rock and got bird 'splat' right on my face. I still get made fun of for that. Then one time I was at the fair waiting to show so I was sitting in the bleachers. My friend walked behind me on the next row up with his huge duck and it squirted poop all over my clean white show shirt, it was so horrible but funny when I look back on it.

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Re: Advantage - Easier to wipe off
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2009, 10:02:19 PM »
Good point. When I was younger (maybe 8 or so) I was trying to throw a rock at a crow and dont ask me why. I got right below it and went to throw the rock and got bird 'splat' right on my face. I still get made fun of for that. Then one time I was at the fair waiting to show so I was sitting in the bleachers. My friend walked behind me on the next row up with his huge duck and it squirted poop all over my clean white show shirt, it was so horrible but funny when I look back on it.

lmao wow i TOTALLY misread that part hahaha. man i need to get my mind out of the gutter lol. i was readin it really quick and this is what i saw.....

"My friend walked behind me on the next row up with his huge duck and it squirted all over my clean white show shirt, it was so horrible but funny when I look back on it"

i figured the "duck" was a typo and i completely missed the word poop lol.


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Re: Advantage - Easier to wipe off
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2009, 10:07:29 PM »
When I re-read that just now I see what you mean, its pretty bad, lol. But his duck was the size of a goose and I swear it was out to get me, it pooped on my goat when we were doing the winners circle at the fair, it was evil.

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Re: Advantage - Easier to wipe off
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2009, 09:03:24 AM »
" I just took a baby wipe and cleaned it off in seconds."
Baby wipe!! Why not a Bald Guyz Wipe, or a HeadBlade Head Wipe?  Oh yeah, being a relativly new father you probably have way more baby wipes handy, than the others mentioned.
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Re: Advantage - Easier to wipe off
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2009, 08:32:50 AM »
When I re-read that just now I see what you mean, its pretty bad, lol. But his duck was the size of a goose and I swear it was out to get me, it pooped on my goat when we were doing the winners circle at the fair, it was evil.

Was that goat standing next to you or growing on your chin?  lol

 



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