Definitely my Uncle Jeff (has MPB and really short hair)...
My Aunt owns a beauty salon, and every year for christmas she gets all the women real fancy hair products and all the men different gels and stuff, she also styles all the women's hair for them... its really nice... But this past year, we didn't get gifts for everyone, and I kind of jokingly asked her where my special hair growth shampoo was?? Well my Uncle just said to me, "Eric, just go with it and keep it short, chicks dig it
."