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Catch_22

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Re: "Why are you bald?"
« Reply #45 on: October 29, 2012, 12:24:42 PM »
"I used to wear my hair down past my ass, then I realized I was covering my best feature ;)"
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Offline Adamski1972

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Re: "Why are you bald?"
« Reply #46 on: March 23, 2013, 03:30:21 PM »
When people ask me why I'm bald I just tell them I like the way it looks and feels. Then one of two things happen, either they ask to give it a feel or I offer them my bald noggin for a stroke.
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Offline tgajr74

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Re: "Why are you bald?"
« Reply #47 on: November 12, 2013, 10:56:26 PM »
Next time you get asked that say "Do you want to touch it". Many woman really want to rub and touch a mans head.  I met a woman at the store when she asked " how do you get your head so shiny?"
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Offline Mike E. P.

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Re: "Why are you bald?"
« Reply #48 on: November 13, 2013, 05:21:34 AM »
I usually suggest they rub and make a wish!
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« Reply #49 on: November 13, 2013, 03:59:37 PM »
My little niece asked this the other day....her loving uncle replied "why are you ugly" I got told off by my sister :(
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« Reply #50 on: November 14, 2013, 05:44:30 AM »
Quote from: geeman on November 13, 2013, 03:59:37 PM
My little niece asked this the other day....her loving uncle replied "why are you ugly" I got told off by my sister :(



 :*))    O0

You are doing her a favor... teaching her how to combat criticism and cut-downs right in the moment!   lol
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Re: Why are you bald?
« Reply #51 on: November 14, 2013, 07:10:20 AM »
Quote from: geeman on November 13, 2013, 03:59:37 PM
....her loving uncle replied "why are you ugly"

 :o Whoa.
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Offline geeman

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« Reply #52 on: November 14, 2013, 09:44:01 AM »
My niece has a great sense of humor, even at her age....
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Offline mahaw90

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Re: "Why are you bald?"
« Reply #53 on: November 14, 2013, 10:58:56 AM »
Love the look
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Offline EarlBald

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Re: "Why are you bald?"
« Reply #54 on: November 14, 2013, 03:58:26 PM »
Catch_22--that's a great line!  I don't think I'd have the nerve to use it myself, but it's a good comeback (and I like it when men are proud of their butts--never mind why!).
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Offline reddog

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Re: "Why are you bald?"
« Reply #55 on: November 15, 2013, 05:37:18 AM »
I love the look and the feel, but everyday from about age 30, I saw all grey hair in the mirror. Now I have no grey hair! (except the beard) Also, being BBC, I love when other guys say "I wish I had the balls to shave MY head."
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Re: "Why are you bald?"
« Reply #56 on: January 26, 2015, 07:47:50 PM »
If they are an adult I tell them I did it so I can walk to work 0.3 seconds faster

If it is a child I tell them I went camping with my dad on the edge of a cliff... a big gust of wind came and blue off my hair.
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Re: "Why are you bald?"
« Reply #57 on: February 28, 2015, 11:27:58 AM »
Hi, I am from India and recently because of my constantly falling hair, decided to shave my head. In India people don't accept baldness and I am constantly facing too much questions abt being bald .. Now what should be my answer to them??
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Re: "Why are you bald?"
« Reply #58 on: February 28, 2015, 01:49:16 PM »
"Because I like it"

No other explanation is necessary or warranted. Heck, even that isn't necessary -- it's really no one else's business.
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Re: "Why are you bald?"
« Reply #59 on: March 01, 2015, 02:12:00 AM »
If someone was to ask me, and i have a beard at the time, im just gonna say on the lines of "i never lost it, it just went down to my face".

But with no beard, im still thinking of a silly response, but for now im just gonna go with "cause i like it".
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