So today I was running around after church doing errands and I had to stop at the grocery store. One of the clerks at my local grocery is a nice young guy who started losing it when he was only about 15 or 16. He used to keep his head buzzed but for the last year or so he has kept it sly off and on.
Today he was sporting the most perfectly clean, GLEAMING, shaven domes you can imagine. I said to him; "Whoa, I have got to find out who your barber is! You look great!" He replied; "Yeah thanks! My barber's name is "Gillette"!