Sly Bald Guys' Blog - Funny Fridays

Here's a little video teaching you how to remember to not mix different alcohol

nospam@example.com (Tyler) — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:48:49 -0700

Silicon Valley Fight Club

nospam@example.com (Tyler) — Thu, 01 May 2008 21:48:43 -0700

What do you think about this?

Which country has the most embarassing pageant contestant?

nospam@example.com (Tyler) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:33:32 -0700

The Philippines

The United States

Male Bathroom Etiquette

nospam@example.com (Tyler) — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 12:33:44 -0700

Many of us guys have experienced the bathroom chatter. The guy that likes to strike up a conversation with you while you're handling your business at the urinal. If you've experienced this, you'll find this video to be funny or possibly a painful reminder of that awkward situation. If you haven't experienced this, it could be that your one of them. If so, this video will provide you with a little training on the proper etiquette in the bathroom.

Watch where you crouch - a man's day dream

nospam@example.com (Tyler) — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 18:00:01 -0700

I found this commercial to be pretty funny, not to mention it's probably been a day dream of most men that this would happen in their office.

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The Haircut Film

nospam@example.com (Tyler) — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 21:11:32 -0700

A barber welcomes a most unusual customer. 'The Haircut' recently won Best Short Film, awarded by the Mini Movie International Channel at the Short Film Corner at the 2007 Cannes Film Festival. For more info log on to www.allorangefilms.com

The Haircut

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A big thanks to our member Straight Razor for posting this up in the forum!

KC Wolf Tackles Rowdy Fan

nospam@example.com (Tyler) — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 23:40:05 -0700

It's not Friday yet, but this was too funny to not put up here.

KC

Worst Jeep Commercial Ever and Condom Cannon

nospam@example.com (Tyler) — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 00:00:24 -0700

Well, this week I decided to dedicate Funny Fridays to the many Jeep owners we have here at Sly Bald Guys. Though, this video might be more painful to them than funny. Because of that, I'm adding a bonus video of how to create a Condom Cannon that they can use to shoot the guy in the next cube over.

See The Sly Bald Guys, Feel The Shine

nospam@example.com (Tyler) — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 02:28:12 -0700

This isn't your typical joke, but I was stumbling around the internet and found a website that has a Slogan Generator. So, of course I threw in "Sly Bald Guys" and laughed some of the slogans it came up with. My favorite was the title of this post, "See The Sly Bald Guys, Feel The Shine"

To make your own slogans or see some more potential slogans for Sly Bald Guys go to:

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=Sly+Bald+Guys

There's also a Movie Quote Generator that's pretty fun as well!

I find your lack of Sly Bald Guys disturbing.

Which movie was this quote from?

Internet People

nospam@example.com (Tyler) — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 01:41:22 -0700

This is very creative! Kinda like a "We didn't start the fire" song for the Internet.

Great Prank!

nospam@example.com (Tyler) — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:12:58 -0700

Girl Scare Prank - video powered by Metacafe

Sly Bald Guys learn some dance moves

nospam@example.com (Tyler) — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 02:08:41 -0700

It's Friday again and it's time for a good laugh! This week I've decided to do humiliate myself and a few of the moderators to introduce you to JibJab, a fun little way to humiliate your friends and family with their own pictures. Enjoy!

Funny Fridays, Derrick Cameron - That is so True!

nospam@example.com (Tyler) — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 14:39:14 -0700

I've decided that Fridays are a good time to pass on some funny entertainment. Heck, I know you aren't doing any actual work anyways! So, from here on out, look for the joke or video of the week on Friday.

This week, I've decided to showcase Derrick Cameron's That is so true! video. Derrick recently took place in the Headblade Comedy tour, which besides being funny, also gives him an extra advantage when getting selected for this. Hope you enjoy!

That is so True!

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Here's some bonus jokes since this is our first Friday:

Clean can be funny.

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing.

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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn 't matter," she said. "Just get out."

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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent." "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonay."

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful! CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

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Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.